First of all, let Me just say how sorry I am you had to witness My little breakdown yesterday. Sometimes the weight of the world comes crashing in and everything just seems too difficult to bear. Fortunately, Brother Henry and Brother Oliver were there to get Me through My rough patch.
But today is another day, and every day is a new opportunity for a fresh start and a different perspective. And you know what? I have heard some very encouraging news! It seems that My hometown, Seattle, has nothing but love for us kitties. In fact, Seattle has significantly more cats than dogs, or even human children! It’s true! It was in the newspaper! And you know what that means? It means that The Brothers and I are in the best possible place to lead the counterattack in the event of the Long-feared Dog Uprising!
So today I feel like I can take on the world! Or, at least I don’t feel like the world is going to chew Me up and spit Me out. Ummm… to be even more specific, I don’t feel like the dogs planning the Long-feared Uprising are going to chew Me up and spit Me out because I have a whole army of cats right here at My disposal! Vive la resistance!
So Sayeth Otis