People and furry people who like The Leader Otis,
It is me, Secret Agent T! Tonight, while the weird cats and The Guardians lay sleeping, I shall remain on vigilant watch. I will be a super secret security sentinel, on the lookout for any surprise canine incursions or dastardly dog deeds! I have scouted out the perfect surveillance post beneath the Sacred Couch of Ikea. Ummmmm… I’m not sure if that is what it is really called, but the weird cats are always giving things important sounding names, so that’s what I am calling it. Anyway, the dogs will never suspect that I am under there!
And now, as I retreat into the darkness beneath the Sacred Couch, I will become as shadow… as smoke… wait… not as smoke… smoke has a very strong odor and the dogs would be able to detect it. No, I will just be as shadow, and all such other things that are difficult to see!
Yes, I am an invisible watcher. Waiting for the enemy to show him or herself. I… whoa. Wait. We have another one of these things? I totally shredded the last one and pulled all the stuffing out. It was a blast! I had no idea we had another one. This is awesome! I found another plush cherry! Check it out! I… OHMYGOSH!
Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! I think the cherry was just a distraction! While I was preoccupied with the awesomeness of the cherry, I think a Labradoodle breached our outer wall and is now over there by the cat tree! Everyone else is sound asleep downstairs. There is no time to raise the alarm. I am now our last, best hope for survival. This is it, Secret Agent T, your moment to shine! Ready, set, ATTACK!!!!!
Whew! I did it. A successful drill. Yes. Sorry to alarm you like that. I was only running myself through a drill so I will be ready in case of a real canine attack. And as you can see, I will be ready. Oh yes, I will.
And now, I am off to run more preparedness drills, for Secret Agent T will not rest as long as the canine threat remains! Well… I mean… that is, until the sun comes up. Then I’ll probably rest for most of the day. Even the eternally vigilant have to take a nap once in awhile.
Secret Agent T out