My New Treat-ments

My Disciples,

As I continue to recover from My Hipsterectomy, the Guardians are giving Me a nightly combination of stretching and treat-ments. After they eat their dinner, I take up a position on the couch in between them and lay on the Mystical Mat of Toastiness for a while.

Otis physical therapy 1

They usually like Me to lay on My right side, but I also like to toast My left side now and then.

After I have been sufficiently toasted, the bigger Guardian begins to manipulate and stretch My leg, while the other Guardian provides Me with a hefty dose of freeze-dried chicken treat-ment.

Otis physical therapy 2

One Guardian stretches My leg while the other Guardian gives Me treat-ments.

The leg stretching sometimes gets uncomfortable, and I feel like I might want to jump down off the couch, but then a fresh treat-ment is crumbled in front of Me and I forget all about the discomfort. I must have My treat-ment! I admit though, that I might get a little carried away when taking My treat-ments. I sometimes end up looking slightly less than dignified.

Otis physical therapy 3

I love My treat-ments. Maybe a little too much sometimes.

Once the Guardian is done stretching My leg, I spend some quality time with Boo-Boo Buddy Bob. As always, Bob takes the edge off of My soreness. I’m still pretty limpy, but I think the stretches, and especially the continued treat-ments are helping to make My leg less stiff and a little stronger. I bet I’d feel better faster with even more treat-ments though!

So Sayeth Otis

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21 responses to “My New Treat-ments

  1. oh Otis your humans have to be cruel to be kind xxx

  2. CindyD

    I’m a new reader, but am really enjoying the blog. Thanks for sharing with us.

  3. ena

    I admire your dedication to the treatments. Keep up the good work.

  4. What a delicious way to end the day. We must try some of this freeze dried chicken you keep talking about.

  5. catfromhell

    Treat-ments sound delishious and so does the Toasting, I am so happy it is making yous feel better!

  6. Looks like you’ve lost some weight my friend! Glad your PT is going well. Hugs!

  7. Batya

    Trout, Kismet, and I are hoping you are pain-free very soon . . . and still get the freeze-dried chicken.

    • Thanks Batya! I already have less pain than I used to, but now I just need to get My leg back in shape. The Guardians say that My cattitude has returned even though I am not yet back to 100%. πŸ™‚

  8. spittythekitty

    Oh dear Cod, Otis. I know a Cattorney that would happily represent You in a suit against the Guardians for the Posting of Most Undignified Pictures all over the Innerwebs which surely constitutes Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress.

    Still, on the other hand…..Freeze Dried Chick-hen Treat-ments.

    It’s a tough choice.

  9. Looks like undignified is worth it! What a yummy looking treat-ment! At least they make the stretching worth while! Hugs and purrs!

  10. We wouldn’t mind having our legs stretched if it meant getting some of those treat-ments.

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