Disciples of The Leader Otis,
Brother Henry here. Longtime Disciples will likely be shocked, considering some of Leader Otis’s past problems, but I assure you we had to do it. You see, The Leader just wasn’t listening to reason. He is supposed to stay fairly still until next week, but ever since He finished the last of that clear liquid the Guardians were giving Him, He has been acting like He didn’t just have a Hipsterectomy. So we had to give it to Him. We knew it was the only thing that could slow Him down and make Him stay in one spot.
I know what you must be thinking… that we are all enablers. But you need to look at the bigger picture! Sure, Leader Otis has shown time and time again that He really can’t handle his catnip bananas, but He has always overcome His addiction and gotten Himself straightened out. I’m sure this time will be no different.
Yep. This was really the best thing to do. Now He’ll stay nice and quiet as His body heals. It’s really no big deal. It looks like He’s really not even enjoying it as much as He used to. I’m not worried.
See? There. He’s stopped playing with the banana altogether. It looks like He’s gotten it entirely out of His system. Our plan has worked perfectly. Leader Otis is quiet and still, and He is totally not addicted to the banana again. Leader Otis? Leader?
Ummmm…. I think we’ve made a huge mistake.
So Says Brother Henry