People and furry people who like Mr. Otis,
I… what? What’s that Mr. Henry? Oh. Let me try that again.
People and furry people who like Leader Otis,
Sorry about that.
Mr. Henry just told me I needed to blog today because he and Mr. Oliver are holding a vigil in the window waiting for Mr…. I mean…. Leader Otis to return from The Bad Place. I didn’t even know what the heck a blog was, but they pointed at the computer and well, here I am. Oh, and here’s a picture of Mr. Henry and Mr. Oliver right now.
Ok, so, anyway… what? What did you say? Oh. Mr. Henry says… Huh? Oh, sorry… Brother Henry says I forgot to introduce myself. I’m Thomas. Several months ago these two humans that bought me and then ignored me for a year disappeared in the middle of the night and left me alone in a pile of garbage. The people who lived with the weird cats next door caught me in a trap and moved me into their house. I was pretty angry at first, but now I’m feeling pretty good about my change of circumstances. You see… what’s that Brother Henry? They have already heard my story? What the!? I’m supposed to update them on what’s been happening recently? Oh, Ok. I guess I still don’t really get what I’m doing.
So… recently. Oh, well, did you know we have a posing bench? I thought it might be a scratching bench, but the weird cats thought it was a posing bench. Last night, I decided it could be both. Let me show you some of my poses.
What Brother Henry!? But… you told me to tell them about something recent! Huh? I’m supposed to talk about Cult business? No, I have no idea what you’re talking about. Sign off? Are you sure I shouldn’t show them more poses? Oh. OK then. Yes, I still think you’re weird. No, the fact that you are called “The Muscle” doesn’t make me think you are any less weird. Oh… but that glare definitely makes me think I should do what you are telling me.