Diciples of Otis,
Brother Oliver here. So, last night was a little rough. The Leader got Himself worked up about his surgery again and we found Him sitting in a box full of toys. When we asked Him why He was in there, He said that toys always make Him feel better. He said they didn’t seem to be working this time though.
Brother Henry and I knew exactly what we needed to do. The Leader needed our support, and we were going to give it to Him. We coaxed Him up onto the couch and we snuggled up with Him in a show of solidarity.
This morning though, Leader Otis is off to The Bad Place, and Brother Henry and I feel like we can do even more to support Him. We also know that the Guardians are worried sick, so we figured out a way we could support both The Leader and the Guardians. We are launching “Operation Hipster” to raise money for Leader Otis’s surgery and recovery. To start, we created a fundraising video. Here it is:
In addition we created a website that explains Leader Otis’s problem and has a widget that allows people to donate. Brother Henry and I would love it if you would visit the site and share it with anyone you think might want to help.
Oh, and there’s also a special opportunity to have a kitty of your choice become one of the Cult of Otis Patron Saints! Visit the Operation Hipster website for details!
Now, Brother Henry and I are going to go do our best to stay strong for The Leader. I know we won’t be able to do Him any good if we are both nervous wrecks when He gets home tomorrow. Please purr that the Leader’s surgery goes well, and we will let you know as soon as we have any news.
So Sayeth Brother Oliver