Disciples of Otis,
Brother Oliver here. Leader Otis asked Me to fill in for Him this morning because He says He is too sore for blogging. He’s been curled up in a cardboard flat all morning looking miserable.
Because The Leader is hurting, I have declared this Soreness Sunday. I hope He gets all of His soreness out in this one day so He can move on to Much Better Monday. I didn’t want to tell Him this, but I overheard the Guardians talking about His upcoming Hipsterectomy surgery and it sounds like they have set a date. I know it’s going to be scary for Him, but hopefully once it is over He will be on the road to leaving days like today behind Him.
So Sayeth Brother Oliver