My Disciples,
Today, I was lying on the living room floor minding My own business when one of the Guardians came in and sat down on the couch. He picked up a book and started to read. I was just about to doze off when I felt like I was being stared at. I looked up to find the Guardian peering over the top of the book, his eyes fixed on Me. I just sort of looked back, and the Guardian raised the book up higher so I could no longer see his eyes.
I started to doze off again, and again I felt like I was being looked at. I opened My eyes and the Guardian was doing it again! He was peering over the top of the book and studying Me, now with somewhat accusatory eyes! I was a little unnerved and didn’t know what was going on.
The Guardian kept peering over the book, looking at Me with accusatory eyes!
Finally, I had had enough. I got up and bolted out of the room at light speed. As I did so, I heard the guardian gasp, as if My sudden exit had frightened him or something. Weird. Sometimes I really just don’t understand humans.
So Sayeth Otis
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That is a book best left unread! You’ll never sleep again dear guardians 😉
They do seem to be having difficulty sleeping now, Animalcouriers. They jump whenever The Brothers and I shift position on the bed.
My huMom loves The Oatmeal! Especially the Bob Cats. Your Guardian may start to take a few safety measures, but you don’t need to worry, the humans will take care of that.
OK, M and H. I will try not to worry… 🙂
Dear Otis- You are correct in your feline intuition. I suggest you train the guardians with your intrinsic intellect. Cough up hairballs in their shoes.
Done and done, Squeekchair! 🙂
*MOL*
Sounds like a GREAT book 😉
my cat sitter believes that Buster the cat is always trying to kill her, and of late I agree. Everytime I turn around when I am busy I step on him, and if I don’t trip and fall to my death, the heart stopping yowls will finish me off. This should have been covered in chapter one, no need to read further.
Hmmmmm… perhaps Buster is a member of the “Underfoot Brigade” like Brother Oliver. 🙂
no perhaps about it. Here’s hoping we all survive the underfoot brigade.
Yes indeed ena. 🙂
This is hilarious! I may need to investigate this evil book LOL.
Be careful Saymber! The contents may make you suspicious of your kitties! 🙂
Otis… someone needs to pee on that book, soon! It’s making the guardians paranoid! Or chew it up! I’m betting it’s some kind of conspiracy generated by the long feared dog uprising!
You guessed right, Andrea! Brother Oliver has cracked the code! 🙂
I think it may have something to do with the book, slowely us doggies are turning the humans ways of thinking BOL!
I knew it! Brother Oliver’s analysis was right!