Today, I was lying on the living room floor minding My own business when one of the Guardians came in and sat down on the couch. He picked up a book and started to read. I was just about to doze off when I felt like I was being stared at. I looked up to find the Guardian peering over the top of the book, his eyes fixed on Me. I just sort of looked back, and the Guardian raised the book up higher so I could no longer see his eyes.
I started to doze off again, and again I felt like I was being looked at. I opened My eyes and the Guardian was doing it again! He was peering over the top of the book and studying Me, now with somewhat accusatory eyes! I was a little unnerved and didn’t know what was going on.
Finally, I had had enough. I got up and bolted out of the room at light speed. As I did so, I heard the guardian gasp, as if My sudden exit had frightened him or something. Weird. Sometimes I really just don’t understand humans.
So Sayeth Otis