Wow! I gotta tell ya, My mind is still reeling from what I learned yesterday. Whisper is a boy! Yes, the cat that arranged the Limbo Ladies Catnip Cotillion and the Long-haired Limbo Ladies Luncheon is actually a neutered tom. The Guardians discovered this when they went out to give Whisper a snack. They described it as a “Crying Game” moment, whatever that means, but they said it left no doubt that she was actually a he.
As soon as I get the chance to go out to My Outdoor Domain, I am going to get to the bottom of this. Why was Whisper deceiving us? What does she… err… he stand to gain. Has she… darn it!… he been brainwashed by agents of the Long-feared Dog uprising? I must have answers!
So Sayeth Otis