You may recall that some time ago, I performed a successful sneak attack on Brother Oliver to claim the Mystical Mat of Toastiness. Well, it appears that the Guardians believe the Mystical Mat of Toastiness might help with My Art Thritis. They have been letting Me sleep on it recently and it has been glorious!
My one complaint is that the Guardians don’t let Me sleep on the mat all day. They usually wake Me up and start moving My Art Thritised leg around as if they are trying to stretch it out or something. I’m not really sure what they’re up to, and I don’t know yet whether or not I like it, but I definitely approve of the Mystical Mat! I would give it two thumbs up… if I had thumbs.
So Sayeth Otis