My Feline Disciples,
Brother Henry took a nap on a newspaper insert yesterday, and when he woke up he noticed something that totally shocked him. It was a lost poster for a person! Apparently, people go missing just like kitties sometimes do!
Because of this new information that has come to light, I think all of us kitties need to be extra vigilant, and see if we can find a way to keep our Guardians safely confined. They give us reasonable boundaries to ensure our safety, so I think it is only fair that we try to do the same for them! Unfortunately, I have no idea how we can do this since they are the only ones that can operate the doors and locks that provide access to the world without walls. Hmmmmm… well, I guess that’s a problem, but for now just keep an eye on your Guardians or the next time you see their face it may be on a lost poster!
So Sayeth Otis