Apparently, cats aren’t the only things that have been going missing in My neighborhood. The Guardians have discovered two new lost posters that illustrate a previously unknown problem- the problem of unconfined plush toys. The first poster announced the loss of a very cute sounding little toy kitty.
The second poster was, frankly, heartbreaking. I mean, some poor kid is missing her fuzzy bunny with a Curious George T-shirt. It’s not nearly as sad as a lost kitty, of course, especially from the bunny’s perspective. But I still feel really sorry for the poor kid.
So, although I usually focus My efforts on keeping cats healthy, happy and safely confined, today I am calling on all human child guardians to help keep their children’s plushy toys safely confined. There is already enough sorrow in the world. The last thing we need is more little kids missing their adorable bunnies with Curious George T-shirts. Do your part to make sure that doesn’t happen!
So Sayeth Otis