Ummmm… I was upstairs playing with Thomas a little while ago. He said he needed to take a time out because he had something stuck between his toes. When he went to remove whatever it was that was stuck, I suddenly saw something that I hadn’t noticed before. That boy has the hairiest toes I have ever seen!
At first I thought that maybe the hair was from some plush toy, and that Thomas had called the time out because he needed to remove the plush toy hair from between his toes. But no, he was really removing an errant piece of kitty litter that had gotten stuck in all that hair! He must have noticed I was staring because after the piece of litter popped out he looked at Me and said, “What?” Thinking fast, I said, “Ready to play some more?”, to which he replied, “YEAH!”
We played together for another half hour but I have to admit, it was really difficult to concentrate. My eyes were constantly drawn to those amazing little wisps of fur sticking out from in between Thomas’s toes. I’ve never seen anything like it. I decided that they must be wild hairs, because I’ve heard there’s an expression about someone “getting a wild hair up their butt”, or something like that. In this case, Thomas must have gotten some wild hairs between his toes!
So Sayeth Otis