Whisper was so excited about her successful Limbo Ladies Catnip Cotillion that she decided to hold a follow-up event. I, of course was very supportive because anything that keeps these free-roaming kitties in our backyard where they are safe is a good thing. Her new event was originally going to be called simply “The Limbo Ladies Luncheon”, but when everyone that showed up turned out to be a long-haired kitty, Whisper changed the name to “The Long-haired Limbo Ladies Luncheon”.
With wet food provided by the Guardians of Otis, the LHLLL was a huge success! Although I am not a lady, only have medium-length hair, and am not in Limbo, I was allowed to watch the luncheon from within the safety of My Outdoor Domain. While I appreciated the fact that I was allowed to participate in this way, it turned out to be sheer torture. You see, this was My view of the event:
Considering the problems I have had in the past when presented with fluffy tails, I did not stick around for the entire luncheon. I asked the Limbo ladies to excuse Me, and then I went inside to find the Guardians. I knew they could help Me indulge My fluffy tail fetish in a way that would not result in My getting bopped on the head repeatedly.
So Sayeth Otis