Last night I heard a bunch of weird yowls, hisses and other cat noises coming from the living room. I ran in to see what was going on and discovered that the Guardians were watching some horrible movie about how cat’s wear boots. I think the main cat in the movie was named “Puss” or something like that, but I really couldn’t concentrate on anything other than those ridiculous boots. I sat down on the floor in front of the TV and looked at the Guardians, trying My best to convey My disappointment in them for buying in to such an implausible storyline.
Oh, and I forgot to mention, the cat was also wearing a hat! That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard! A cat would never wear a hat… ummmm… well… I guess there was The Cat in the Hat, but I think that was just supposed to be ironic or something. Oh… ahhhhh… yeah, there was the one time that I wore a hat too, I guess. OK, OK. So the hat may not be all that ridiculous, but the boots! Totally unbelievable. I thought the sword was pretty cool though.
So Sayeth Otis