I don’t know if it’s because of the stress of not being able to see Thomas, or the unbearable heat these last few days, but I think Brother Henry has gone mad. I went out into My Outdoor Domain this morning and found him sitting in a new box that I had never seen before. He looked at Me with a disturbing expression on his face and said, “Now all I need is some liver…and fava beans…” Then he made this weird, repetitive sucking noise.
After he made the weird noise, he burst into laughter. I have no idea what was so funny, but I was pretty unnerved by his behavior so I got the heck out of there! I hope Brother Henry comes to his senses soon, because the last thing we need around here is 17 pounds of mentally unstable tabby fury running around!
So Sayeth Otis