The Guardians, in their wisdom, have supplied Me with a special box that I can use to indicate when I would like some scratches. It says “Incline Cat Scratcher” on the side, which clearly means that when I lay in the box, you should be inclined to scratch Me. It even has a hole for My tail so it doesn’t get all scrunched up in the corner!
I’m not sure where they found this wondrous box, but I am almost certain it is the greatest invention in the history of everything, ever. Now, if you’ll excuse Me My Disciples, I am going to go sit in My box and await My scratches. You should scratch your kitties too, if you are so inclined.
So Sayeth Otis