Disciples of The Leader Otis,
Brother Henry here. As Brother Oliver has already informed you, The Leader has jumped off the wagon and is on a banana bender. Brother Oliver has been trying to reason with Him all afternoon to convince Him to give up the bananas. He started off by saying, “Leader Otis. There are a lot of kitties out there that are depending on You to speak up on their behalf. These bananas won’t help You do that. In fact, whenever You are on the catnip bananas You stop doing everything else. Does that seem healthy to You?” The Leader would hear none of it though. He just gathered all the bananas up in front of Him to keep Brother Oliver from trying to take them.
Brother Oliver continued to press his point, but The Leader buried His face in the bananas and said, “What’s that Brother Oliver? I should use more catnip bananas? Why Yes! I think I will! Ahhhhh Yeah! They smell so good when it hits your nose!”
I can see that Brother Oliver is going to require a little assistance, and Leader Otis is going to require a little tough love, so I’m going to go see what I can do to help. Purr for our Leader, Disciples of Otis. He needs all the help He can get right now.
So Says Brother Henry