Disciples of Otis,
As most of you are aware, Leader Otis has a bit of a catnip banana problem. I guess I should have been a little more respectful of His Otisnes during our Catlympic training earlier this week. I was just having fun, but it seems he took it personally and his feelings were hurt. He was so upset, in fact, that He has gone off the wagon. Brother Henry discovered Him earlier today, laying on the living room floor after a bender the likes of which has never been seen in this house.
Now I need to go and see if Brother Henry and I can wrestle those bananas away from The Leader. He can get a bit surly at times like these, so we’ll have to be very careful in our approach. Wish us luck.
So Sayeth Brother Oliver