Shhhhhhhhh…be very, very quiet. I have declared this “Sneaky Sunday”, a day dedicated to practicing The Art of Sneaky. Earlier, I challenged Brother Oliver to find Me after giving Me a five minute head start to conceal Myself with My sneaky powers. He thought it would be easy! He thought wrong. At one point, in My outdoor domain, I was literally right under his nose. He probably could have heard My heart beating if I had not used Kitty Ninja Focus to slow it to a near-silent murmur.
Wait! I think I hear Brother Oliver approaching. Sorry, My Disciples, but the game is still afoot. I must go and conceal Myself once more and possibly stage another of My devastating sneak attacks! Wish Me luck…and have a sneaky Sunday…
So Sayeth Otis