It has been brought to My attention that Brother Henry’s handsomeness may be too much for some people to bear. Just the other day, I heard one of the Guardians say, “Henry, you’re so handsome it hurts my eyes.” I have long known that Brother Henry is handsome, but this is the first instance that I am aware of in which his handsomeness actually caused a viewer physical pain. That’s some kind of powerful handsome! Now, I should warn you that there is a photo of Brother Henry immediately below this paragraph. You can look at it if you dare, but don’t say I didn’t give you fair warning about the potential results.
Hmmm…My eyes don’t hurt, but I’m a cat. Perhaps we are immune to the dangers of over-handsomeness. If your eyes are hurting, don’ t worry. Judging from the Guardians of Otis, the pain is only temporary and wears off soon after you have stopped looking directly at the handsome. Still, I think Brother Oliver and I shall put our heads together and try to come up with some sort of anti-handsome protective goggles for the Guardians to wear. We can’t have them going blind every time Brother Henry comes into the room. They need their vision to ensure they can get the food out of the cupboard and into our bowls!
So Sayeth Otis