Have I mentioned that the Guardians can be strange? It’s true. For instance, one day I jumped up onto the cat tree with drawers by the window and found a jar sitting there. I looked closely at the jar and it appeared to contain what I believe were bones! At least they looked like what I saw on my radumographs when I found out I had Art Thritis.
The Guardians call themselves “naturalists”, and I guess collecting bones in a jar is normal for them. It kind of creeped Me out though. I decided to just look out the window and try to ignore the jar. It was tough to do.
Just as I had forgotten all about the jar, a little bird flew by and I thought, “I would love to crunch his crunchy little bones!” That got Me thinking about the jar again! I eventually moved to the taller cat tree in the front window where I could imagine crunching little birds in peace. Sometimes it really is a challenge having naturalists as Guardians…
So Sayeth Otis