After accidentally petrifying a crunchy little bird the other day, I decided that I was going to try to practice the Art of Sneaky more often so I could sneak up on birds without turning them to stone. But how am I supposed to be sneaky when I am asleep!? This morning, I woke up from a nap to find that a big ‘ol hooty owl had landed next to Me. After doing so, he was so frightened that he was petrified, just like the crunchy little bird!
I can’t believe that two birds in one week flew into My Indoor Domain. And I really can’t believe that I didn’t get to crunch either one of them because they were too petrified. I can’t tell you how difficult it is being such an intimidating specimen of felinity. Sometimes, it’s hard to be The Leader.
So Sayeth Otis