Brother Henry would like to ask you a question. It is a very important question, and he wants you to answer as honestly as possible. He also wants you to look into his eyes while you answer the question so he can see for himself whether or not you are telling the truth. So look into his eyes and answer this:
“Are you ensuring, at all times, that your kitty is safe from the dangers of the world?”
For those of you who have safe confinement plans for your kitties and who were able to confidently answer Brother Henry’s question in the affirmative, congratulations! You have pleased Brother Henry (and Me) greatly. You are true Disciples of Otis and there will be no need for Brother Henry to come have a “talk” with you. For those of you who are still allowing your kitties to roam free…well…ummmmm…errrrr…just take a look at how you’ve made Brother Henry feel.
Yep, that’s Brother Henry preparing to unleash his wrath. And since he is packing 17-pounds of tabby fury, his wrath will be terrible. If the very real threats to your cat’s safety will not motivate you to give your kitty safe boundaries, perhaps the thought of receiving a serious smack-down from Brother Henry will. Do the right thing, and save both yourself and your kitty from a terrible fate.
So Sayeth Otis