I decided to schedule Mama Cat’s Catlympic tryout for this morning. It did not go as planned. Let’s just say that there was a lot more interest in the Catlympics among neighborhood Limbo kitties than I had previously anticipated. Things turned into a bit of a cluster of ducks (I think that’s what I heard the Guardians call it when everything goes crazy). To top it all off, the drivetrain on My Kitty Conveyor 3000 failed when I was ready to go back inside My Indoor Domain. Usually the drivetrain starts up automatically, but I waited for at least 27 seconds and nothing happened. I eventually just walked inside. Yes, I was reduced to being a pedestrian!
Needless to say, I’m too upset at the moment to even talk about what happened at tryouts. Perhaps by tomorrow the dust will have settled enough that I will be able to fill you all in. Right now, I just want to have a snack and a nice, long nap.
So Sayeth Otis