I know it has only been a few days since I introduced the revolutionary Kitty Conveyor 3000, but today I am announcing the second model in this year’s lineup. You may recall My mentioning that I was working on a larger Kitty Conveyor that had a higher seating capacity and bigger drivetrain. Well, I’m still working on that, but really My announcing it the other day was just a ruse to throw off the competition while I finished up work on the sporty, compact Kitty Conveyor 3000 GT.
The GT version of the Kitty Conveyor has the same drivetrain as the original Kitty Conveyor, but the cardboard chassis is about 25% smaller and slightly rounded at the edges to reduce drag. As you can imagine, the same power + less drag makes this the fastest Kitty Conveyor yet!
Now with two models to choose from and a third on the way, The Cult of Otis is gearing up to be the #1 kitty conveyance company in the world. We have the experience, we have the know-how and we have the elbow grease to get it done. Oh, and most importantly we have the brave test drivers to put each new model through its paces. You can rest assured that no Kitty Conveyor will be put on the market until it has been thoroughly evaluated by our highly professional team.
So Sayeth Otis