You are probably aware that I have many different responsibilities as The Leader of The Cult of Otis, but did you know I also act as personal healer for the Guardians of Otis? It’s true! Whenever they are ill, I must share My body warmth with them to help cook the sickness out of their system. Truthfully, Brothers Oliver and Henry also often play a role in the healing rituals, but I think they would both agree that neither of them is able to achieve as high a level of body warmth output as Me. They tell Me it probably has something to do with My longer fur or superior svelteness, but I also think it has to do with My advanced heating postures.
Warming the sickness out of a person is very hard work, but the Guardians do so much for Me that I gladly make the effort to help them heal. I’ll even go the extra mile and stretch My legs out over them to create the maximum surface for heat exchange.
Yes, it can be exhausting being such an effective healer, but when a Guardian gets sick I step up to the plate and stick it out for as long as it takes to get them well. In the end, having a happy, healthy Guardian is its own reward.
So Sayeth Otis