Ummmmm…I’m trying not to laugh here, because Brother Oliver is already embarrassed enough as it is. You see, it turns out that Brother Henry made a mistake when he identified that clear plastic box as a banana show box. It’s really a shame too, because Brother Oliver truly thought that banana show business might be his true calling. Well, now that we know that the box is not a banana show box, Brother Oliver isn’t sure whether or not there really are careers in banana showbiz. What’s making matters even worse for him is the reality of what the box really is. It’s…uhhhhh…well…just see for yourself.
Nope. That’s not a banana show box. That’s a Potty Pod 3000. I guess the Guardians felt like I shouldn’t have to walk up or down the stairs every time I need to go to the bathroom, what with My art thritis and all. So they constructed a new Potty Pod that they placed on the ground floor of our house. It was very thoughtful of them really, and I’ve been using it a lot. Still, I feel bad for Brother Oliver and his dashed hopes and dreams. Plus, Brother Henry isn’t helping matters by using the box and yelling, “Hey! Brother Oliver! Don’t you want to come watch the banana show?” And I guess I’m not helping either because I bust up laughing every time Brother Henry says that.
So Sayeth Otis