Now The Guardians Control Rainbows!

My Disciples,

Oh My gosh!  I thought it was so exciting when I found out that the Guardians could control the stars, but yesterday I found out they can control rainbows too!  And not only can they control them, they can break them up into little pieces and make them fly all over the room!  It’s crazy!

Otis looking at rainbow light.

I don't know how they did it, but the Guardians broke up a rainbow and scattered bits of it all around the room. There's one on the door!

I was so excited by all the multicolored shininess flying around, I started chasing the beautiful little lights.  I cornered one of them behind the couch, but it slipped away before I could grab it.

Otis cornering part of the rainbow.

I cornered a piece of rainbow behind the couch, but it got away.

Eventually, the little bits of rainbow faded and then disappeared.  I guess the Guardians can only maintain their control over them for a short period of time.  Still, I had managed to run Myself to exhaustion chasing the rainbow bits everywhere.  I climbed up onto the cat tree and collapsed.  As I laid there, I tried to imagine exactly how the Guardians had managed such an amazing trick.

Otis laying on cat tree.

I laid on the cat tree trying to imagine how the Guardians had pulled off their amazing trick.

Eventually, I decided that this is just one more bit of the Guardians’ magic that I might never understand.  I also decided that, even if they could describe how they had controlled the rainbows, the explanation would probably be way over My head.

So Sayeth Otis

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4 responses to “Now The Guardians Control Rainbows!

  1. Oh Otis… some things are better off not being known!

  2. I just want to say that I so look forward to the word of Otis each and every day. It makes me smile!

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