Yesterday as I attended to some much needed grooming, I seemed to be having some difficulty reaching the fur on My lower belly. As I discovered long ago, My being a kitty means that I am svelte, so I deduced that the challenges I experienced yesterday must have been a direct result of this svelteness.
Despite the nearly insurmountable obstacle that My svelteness was posing to My grooming efforts, I eventually persevered. My belly was thoroughly bathed, but the struggle had taken a lot out of Me. I collapsed onto My back and just laid there looking clean and svelte.
After an hour or two I seemed to recover some of My strength. It was time for Me to get up and go work on official Cult of Otis business. Before I started working though, I figured I better make a quick stop at My food bowl. I knew I had better replace some of that energy I had used during My earlier struggle. It’s really not easy being svelte.
So Sayeth Otis