Well…I’m a little embarrassed to say it, but apparently there was no Abdominal Snowman in our neighborhood. The Guardians came back inside yesterday after going out to investigate what I believed to be the Abdominal Snowman, but when I checked the camera they took with them, I discovered what I had really seen.
So, instead of a having a snowman in the neighborhood, it seems we have a new Limbo kitty. The Guardians are calling her “Beatrice”, and she’s a beautiful, fluffy white girl. I’ll have to let Nacho know that he can stand down, at least as far as the snowman attack preparations go.
Although I’m relieved that we don’t actually have an Abdominal Snowman in the area, I am also sad that we have yet another unprotected kitty. I guess I should find a way to redouble My efforts at spreading The Good Word. Clearly humans are not getting the message.
So Sayeth Otis