My Disciples,
I keep thinking about the lost cat poster that the Guardians found for William Murderface. I mean, the name just sounds so tough! Sure, the Guardians have all kinds of nicknames for Me, but I’m not sure if Otis Potis Pants sounds as commanding as something like William Murderface.
Maybe if I had a more intimidating name, humans would take Me more seriously and keep their cats better protected for fear that I might come after them. Since “Murderface” is already taken, perhaps I shall be called Otis Manslaughtermug!
I am Otis Manslaughtermug. Fear Me!
All who look upon the terrifying visage of Otis Manslaughtermug shall be stricken with terror. No one can resist My chilling stare. All will tremble before Me and keep their kitties safely confined, well fed and properly loved. Do not test My resolve or My wrath shall be terrible! Do My bidding or be manslaughtered, for I am Otis Manslaughtermug!
So Sayeth Otis
Cult of Otis shirts, posters, mugs, stickers and more!
The mere mention of Otis Manslaughtermug sets me a-trembling!
Waterbuggy, companion to Chris
Yes! All shall fear Me and obey! 🙂
I dunno, Otis Potis Pants is horrifying enough…
Yes Wazeau, but it is horrifying in a very different way…
Whatever it takes to keep kitties safely indoors!
Otis Manslaughtermug is on the case Batya! 🙂
“Potus” is the radio-name, I’m told by my inside sources, that the US Secret Service uses for the President. Geddit? President Of The United States.
So I think Potus works just fine for you, Otis (but ditch the “pants,” of course; that’s just plain undignified). (First Lady is “Flotus.”)
Hmmmmm…Otis for POTUS…that has a nice ring to it…
Scary!
🙂
‘Manslaughtermug’ does sound quite menacing and dictator-ish to me….
Dictator-ish!? Oh no Missey. The Brothers’ opinions are very important to Me in deciding which way to steer Cult of Otis, and they know that whenever I want their opinion I will give it to them :-).
0mg,
I see that look in your eyes.
Somebody’s in big trouble. Meooooooooow
That’s right! Fear and obey Me!