I keep thinking about the lost cat poster that the Guardians found for William Murderface. I mean, the name just sounds so tough! Sure, the Guardians have all kinds of nicknames for Me, but I’m not sure if Otis Potis Pants sounds as commanding as something like William Murderface.
Maybe if I had a more intimidating name, humans would take Me more seriously and keep their cats better protected for fear that I might come after them. Since “Murderface” is already taken, perhaps I shall be called Otis Manslaughtermug!
All who look upon the terrifying visage of Otis Manslaughtermug shall be stricken with terror. No one can resist My chilling stare. All will tremble before Me and keep their kitties safely confined, well fed and properly loved. Do not test My resolve or My wrath shall be terrible! Do My bidding or be manslaughtered, for I am Otis Manslaughtermug!
So Sayeth Otis