Whenever I feel like I need a little enlightenment, I go and nestle into My Sacred Orange Pillow of Enlightenment. For the last two days though, whenever I want to sit on My pillow and enlighten Myself Brother Oliver is already on it! It’s like he’s trying to hog all of the enlightenment for himself!
I understand the hunger for enlightenment that is driving Brother Oliver. After all, I feel it Myself. But if he continues to monopolize My Sacred Orange Pillow of Enlightenment there may be some consequences and repercussions. He needs to know that, as The Leader, I should get first dibs on My Sacred Orange Pillow. Perhaps I shall have to go get Brother Henry and ask him to “enlighten” Brother Oliver for Me.
So Sayeth Otis