I know I am always going on about how the Guardians keep Me safe, healthy and happy, but this week I think their behavior may be bordering on neglect. I mean, there was a day or two when the temperatures must have climbed all the way into the high 70’s! The Brothers and I are constantly wearing non-removable fur coats! We can’t take scorching temperatures like this for long. I was so hot one day that I collapsed in front of the cat tree with drawers and couldn’t move for several hours for fear of overheating!
You would think that, with The Brothers and I suffering so greatly in this intolerable heat, the Guardians would rush out immediately and buy a 1 million BTU air conditioner to cool down their kitties before they melt. But so far I have seen no sign that the Guardians are even contemplating doing so. I am very disappointed in them, and I shall let them know by horking something wet and awful into one of their shoes. Of course, I’ll have to wait until it cools off to do so. I want them to learn, but I don’t want to give Myself heat stroke in the process.
So Sayeth Otis