My Disciples,
After My traumatic experience with the discovery of the Valhalla barfathon, and the following brief bout with PTBSD, I have decided to launch an investigation. I will get to the bottom of this terrible desecration and find the kitty or kitties that are responsible!
My current working theory is that this was not the work of a single kitty barfing alone. I believe that there was a second barfer. I shall have to re-examine the scene of the crime and see where the evidence leads Me. Wish Me luck, My Disciples. I will not stop until I have uncovered the truth!
So Sayeth Otis
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Your blog is hilarious!
🙂
Your pool of suspects is severely limited Otis . circumstantial evidence will have to be taken into account. Good luck with your endeavour.
True, Widdershins, but I shall still do a thorough investigation just to make sure that all possibilities are examined. I’ve always wanted to be a private eye, and I get very few opportunities to put My skills to the test!
–Dear, Otis.
did you find hair in the barf? You may be able to
match it to the kitty barfer 🙂
meooooooooow. Purrrrrrrr. grrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Unfortunately, the Guardians cleaned the barf up so quickly I didn’t have a chance to do a hair comparison :-(.