Brother Oliver Thought I Was Giving Him The Stink-eye

My Disciples,

Earlier today I was napping on the tall cat tree with drawers by the window. Brother Oliver came dashing into the room chasing a fly and he woke Me up. As I opened My eyes, I was still really groggy, and one of My nictitating membranes was reluctant to open. I guess you could say that, at least for a moment, I had a lazy third eyelid.

Brother Oliver woke Me up, but one of My nictitating membranes still thought I was asleep.

Brother Oliver looked at Me and said, “I’m sorry for waking you up Leader Otis, but you don’t have to give Me the stink-eye!” He then left the room in a huff. I thought about following him and trying to tell him that I wasn’t giving him the stink-eye, and that I was really just having trouble waking up My third eyelid. But then I changed My mind. I decided to just go back to sleep and join My already sleeping eyelid. I think it had the right idea all along.

So Sayeth Otis

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Sacked Out Sunday

Brother Oliver

Disciples of Otis,

Brother Oliver here. Leader Otis has asked me to inform you that today is “Sacked Out Sunday.” If you’re not sure what Sacked Out Sunday is all about, The Leader has kindly offered to demonstrate. Observe:

This is what we do on Sacked Out Sunday. Please feel free to observe this day in a similar manner.

So there you have it. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I must go observe Sacked Out Sunday myself…perhaps on the lap of a Guardian since Leader Otis is hogging the magical kitty warming box.

So Sayeth Brother Oliver

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