Mama Cat showed up at our house with some really bad mats in her hair. The Guardians comforted her and took a closer look. They then realized that the mats were bad enough that they would need to be cut out.
Once the mats were gone, Mama felt better, she rolled around on the table as if she was relieved that they were no longer pulling at her skin.
After rolling around a little bit, Mama suddenly realized that, although she was relieved, she was feeling a cool breeze on her neck. I think she was a little bit embarrassed that her mane was not what it used to be.
The Guardians comforted her some more, and she seemed to get over her self-consciousness. They also told her that they would check in with her people. They usually don’t let Mama get mats like that, so something must be amiss. I have confidence that the Guardians will get to the bottom of it.
So Sayeth Otis