My Disciples,
First of all, let Me just say how sorry I am you had to witness My little breakdown yesterday. Sometimes the weight of the world comes crashing in and everything just seems too difficult to bear. Fortunately, Brother Henry and Brother Oliver were there to get Me through My rough patch.
Sorry about that. Things just got a little overwhelming for Me.
But today is another day, and every day is a new opportunity for a fresh start and a different perspective. And you know what? I have heard some very encouraging news! It seems that My hometown, Seattle, has nothing but love for us kitties. In fact, Seattle has significantly more cats than dogs, or even human children! It’s true! It was in the newspaper! And you know what that means? It means that The Brothers and I are in the best possible place to lead the counterattack in the event of the Long-feared Dog Uprising!
That’s right dogs, we have you outnumbered! Don’t even think about it!
So today I feel like I can take on the world! Or, at least I don’t feel like the world is going to chew Me up and spit Me out. Ummm… to be even more specific, I don’t feel like the dogs planning the Long-feared Uprising are going to chew Me up and spit Me out because I have a whole army of cats right here at My disposal! Vive la resistance!
So Sayeth Otis
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Very good Leader O! Great to see you are on the pawsitive upside of events now. Paw pats, Savannah
Thanks Savannah!
In Seattle, don’t you have to worry more about the dreaded Slug and Snail insurgency?
Actually, Oldcat, we have some friendly neighborhood wildlings taking care of the snails and slugs for us.
with all due respect Leader O, is that cats with homes or just cats?
That is cats with homes, Rumpy. They are only counting cats registered with the city.
Whoo hoo! Cat’s rule! Especially the great and honorable Leader Otis!
Thanks Andrea!
Otis is so cute here! I want to rub his nose, but since I live many miles from Seattle, I’ll have to rub Preshy’s instead.
Thanks Pezcita! And I’m sure Preshy will appreciate the nose rub.
Whoohoo! Cats rule…dogs drool…at least in Seattle they do.
Actually, I kind of drool sometimes too… especially when I am getting treats or scratches.
OMC, for a split second, I thought I was looking at a picture of me!
Really, Miss Satchie!?
Yes! Maybe I’m your long lost cousin or something?
Maybe!
I am relieved to see You looking so well today, Leader Otis. I am sure the support of the Brothers helps put Your mind at ease. I am trying to wrap my head around this whole “Super Bowl” thing. I am hoping it will mean a Super Bowlful of a Super New Food, but I fear I may be mistaken.
Hmmmmm… I think you might mean “Pooperbowl Sunday” kitty.