My Disciples,
Last night, as I was playing with a catnip toy on the floor in our living room, one of the Guardians came to the doorway. After looking into the room for a few seconds, he said, “What’s up with the kitty queue guys? Is this the line for the litter box?”, and then he turned and walked away.
The Guardian looked into the room and asked “Is this the line for the litter box?” What a bizarre thing to say.
The Guardian knows full well that there is a litter box on every floor of the house, but none of them are in the living room. We have had them in the living room in the past, like when I was having trouble with a nasty bathroom demon. But now our living room is a strict no potty-ing zone. Oh well, I guess it was probably just one of those weird human things that isn’t meant for a kitty to understand, like bathing with water instead of your tongue… or wiping with potty paper instead of your tongue. Humans are so weird.
So Sayeth Otis
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Excellent typing skills for a feline.
I use the “hunt and paw” method, ohramblingone.
Where do they come up with this stuff? *shakes head sadly*
I wish I knew, Rumpy!
There’s just no figuring out humans…had he been into the ‘nip or something?
Hmmm… he might have been into something. Does nip ever come in liquid form in a bottle?
yeah, humans are very weird!
I think so too.
What is a queue? And why would we stand in one?
Kisses
Nellie
Exactly, miss Nellie!
Good question, Nellie!
I guess it would be rare to see all four cats in a row like that.
Maybe, but I’ve heard it’s a good thing to get ducks in a row, so maybe cats in a row is good too?
oh, humans! Who can understand them?
I sure cant, Jazz Cat Jay!
We think having humans in the house help to keep us connected to our wilder nature. They act on instinct so often instead of reasoning things out. Where else can you get a warm home, food and snuggles on demand for the simple price of a head bump, purring and a bit of snuggling.
Purrs to you,
Mistletoe & Hitch
RWB
Good point M and H!
You’re right, Leader Otis, humans are weird. And it’s just not worth trying to figure them out.
Well, it’s worth trying to figure out how to get them to give Me treats though.
Humans are weird, but this one still had to laugh at that!
Humans always think they’re so amusing and all, don’t they? Well, it’s harmless. If the house is comfy, the toys are fun, and the noms are good, I can put up with a lot of stoopy Human jokes.
I guess I can too, Spitty.
peoples are weird. do you know they have WATER in their litter boxes. truly weird.
Teddy
That IS weird, Teddy!
- Thomas
I agree with you humans are weird!!!!
Yep, they sure are, Basil!