My Disciples,
You may recall some time back when Brother Oliver and I went on a Sasquatch hunt. It seemed like a good idea at the time, but turned out to be pretty silly. It wasn’t a complete waste though because it resulted in a running joke that Brother Henry is part Bigfoot. Every chance he gets, Brother Oliver tries to sneak up on Brother Henry and get photos of his feet. He then shows the photos to Thomas and Me claiming that he has gathered more irrefutable evidence that Bigfoot exists. He showed Me and Thomas his latest bit of “evidence” this morning, dramatically pronouncing that he had photographed the rare Splayed-toed Sasquatch.
Here is Brother Oliver’s photo of the Splayed-toed Sasquatch.
When I saw the photo, I burst out laughing. Thomas looked at it, said, “You guys are so weird.” and then walked away. I swear I heard him chuckling softly as he disappeared though. After Thomas left, Brother Oliver said, “If you think the evidence of the Splayed-toed Sasquatch is compelling, Leader Otis, you should see what else I have discovered!” Brother Oliver pulled out another picture and, looking smug, said, “Behold the Bare-butted Bigfoot!”
Brother Oliver showed Me this photo and said it was the Bare-butted Bigfoot. I didn’t think it was funny.
After looking at the photo, I said,”You know what Brother Oliver? I think the Bigfoot humor has run its course. It just doesn’t seem funny any more.” Then I walked away in the direction of My food bowl. Thomas passed Me as I did so, heading back toward Brother Oliver. As I arrived at My bowl, I heard Thomas burst out laughing. I’m pretty sure it was because he thought Brother Oliver was so weird.
So Sayeth Otis
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oh big virtual hugs and have fab weekend xxx
Thanks mythreemoggies! You too.
As I recall, Mr. Thomas has some pretty big, furry feet of his own. So he better watch out or the camera is going to capture his own embarrassing bigfoot moment! And P.S. Leader Otis: Don’t feel bad. I think your fur is growing back remarkably well!
Thanks Christine. I’ll be glad when I can no longer feel this constant, cool breeze on my booty.
There’s always a jokester.
Everyone knows that thinner coats emphasizes the feet.
The fur is growing very well. (and I bet it will grow in so soft that all the others will be envious…who knows, Otis. You may start a fad?)
Thanks Phil! Do you really think I might start a fad?
Bare Butts are in this season, Leader Otis. You’re a trendsetter!
They are! Thanks for telling Me, Katnip Lounge! Maybe I should show off My fashion butt some more!
It was kind of Thomas to laugh at Brother Oliver’s worn out old joke. Of course, it’s not wise to annoy a Big Foot. Brother Oliver could end up with proof of a big foot some place uncomfortable.
Purrs to you,
Mistletoe & Hitch
RWB
I think he already has thanks to Brother Henry, M and H!
LOL. Sorry Otis but it is funny,
My butt? Or Brother Oliver’s weirdness?
It’s not so bare any more! The fur is coming back a bit! Besides, you have a cute foot! Especially with the boot look *wink*
Thanks Andrea. Yeah, it’s coming back. It’s taking fur-ever though!
You wanna see some Bigfoots….you gotta check out Ernie! Now he’s got some big feets!!
Wally
Ernie’s one of those pterodactyl… errrr… polydactyls isn’t he?
So cute! How do you tell when a cat is laughing? On a different note, Priestess Jen has rather large back paws, one of them with a single pink toe. I should make a note of which foot it is in case she ever gets lost. It is her most defining feature, that mismatched toe.
One pink toe! That is very cool! Do you have any photos?
Brother Henry’s Splayed Toes belong in the Splayed Toe Hall of Fame. They’re just PAWSOME!
There’s a Splayed Toes Hall of Fame! I want to see that!
Awww, kitty feet are so adorable
all those toes! You both have very cute feet, the bigger the better 
Thanks Knotrune.
Yeah… I’m sure that’s why Thomas was laughing *stifles giggles*
Hmmmm… What are you implying, Rumpy?