My Disciples,
There seems to be confusion among humans about the purpose of a sink. Even the Guardians often use sinks for washing their hands or brushing their teeth. This is wrong. Sinks are for kitties to sit in. Why else would they be so perfectly shaped and comfortable?
See. Sinks conform perfectly to the contours of a kitty. They must be for us to sit in.
So Sayeth Otis
